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How can The Black Dahlia Murder be turned into a power?
They’re a bunch of dorks from Michigan.You now have the power to kill an aspiring actress with rumored infantile genitalia
Different Black Dahlia Murder
FUCK YEAH! I’M A FUCKING TIME LADY BITCHES!!!!!!!!! You don’t wanna mess.
I have fucking polka dot powers.
I beat all of you bitches
SUPER JMU POWERS W0000SH
I NOW POSSESS THE POWERS OF JAMES MADISON AND THE DUKE DOG AND MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF NEWMAN LAKE
I have the powers of a tree made out of a skeleton… I guess I’m a morbid superhero…
Some sort of blood powers. But over ALL the blood types.
Design a superpower? Pfft. Homebrew a Changeling Contract? OH YELL HES.
CUYAHOGA
Cost - 3 Glamour
The user touches a body of water and it automatically ignites. This Contract affects a circular area with a maximum radius from the user equal to the number of successes rolled in meters. The flames cannot be extinguished. Anyone inside the circle of fire immediately catches fire, and takes lethal damage every turn until they escape (or the contract is dispelled), at which point the user’s influence over the water fades, and the flames dissipate.
The circle of flame remains in place where it was cast, but the user may move around within. Contract’s effects last as long as the user remains inside the circle and in contact with the water, but fades if she leaves. To be suitable for this contract, water must be at least half an inch deep or have a strong, steady flow - dampness doesn’t count. Water must be contiguous - only the puddle the user is standing in will ignite, even if there is another, unconnected puddle within range. The user cannot decide who is or is not harmed.
(Optional) +1 Willpower - Flames do aggravated damage within the circle of fire.
Catch - The water is heavily polluted in some way - a rainbow puddle bubbling with an oily film, a sewer thick with debris, a stream turned orange by acidic drainage, etc. The user must take a blood-stained rose she picked herself no more than two hours before, light it on fire, and drop it into the water.
Either the TARDIS or the Weeping Angels. Both are represented.
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drambuie11 reblogged this from obscurliteraryreference and added:
The Misfits - the band, not the TV show. This is problematic. My powers include serial murdering, ghouls, zombies and...
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asylum-faerie reblogged this from sherlocksmyth and added:
Meerkat powers :D
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tothetardisallonsy reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
I have The Beatles, I can now play the best fucking music ever. SUCK. DICK.
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sherlocksmyth reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala and added:
Sweet Jesus. I’m the Green Lantern.
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mopalo2015 reblogged this from roboticonography and added:
Um… Im not sure how to respond to ‘Hooters’… Do I now have boobs of mass destruction?
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thisistheonething reblogged this from roboticonography and added:
Track and field invitational? Awww yisss Olympic medal here I come!
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roboticonography reblogged this from shewhoisneondaisies and added:
All eleven doctors if they were owls.
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jeguseiryn reblogged this from tobiornottobithatisthequestion and added:
Red with a zombie geisha lady? Deduce that for me Homes.
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sespint reblogged this from testymaker and added:
Im wearing a cheerleading shirt idfk what i am
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abster07 reblogged this from janeippo and added:
Okayyy soooo, I’m at work…. Wearing my security guard uniform….. >.> I— AM — SECURIBOT Model A-700. My job is to...
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collegechick14 reblogged this from wallacewellsbian and added:
I’m not wearing a shirt. So does this mean I don’t get special powers? :(
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withmybootson reblogged this from dhpt and added:
Freakin’ panda power!
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janeippo reblogged this from thiscrazzzythingcalledlife and added:
Umm…pink with polka dots. Jeez, I have the frilliest of all of them fml
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dhpt reblogged this from livehealthybefit and added:
my shirt has “meh” written on it. My super power is apathy?
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rawb619 reblogged this from citizenblue and added:
Green lantern!?? still fucking dope
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i-make-my-own-sun-shine reblogged this from eisencorgi and added:
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
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captainsaramerica reblogged this from iron-han and added:
H.P. Lovecraft reading from the Necronomicon and summoning Cthullhu? I uh… Well this is awkward. I was hoping to be the...
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eisencorgi reblogged this from idowhatiwantthor and added:
it’s my work shirt …Coldstone powers? do I… freeze things? NO WAIT TWIRLING SPADES OF DEATH
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citizenblue reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
it’s actually a bath wrap… so…………….
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moremoralthanyou reblogged this from emeralddreamer and added:
Sweet, commanding murders of crows and barbed wire. BEST SUPERPOWER EVER!
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idowhatiwantthor reblogged this from sicw-tony and added:
it’s red and there’s an american eagle insignia on it THE RED EAGLE … violent freedom maybe?
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sicw-tony reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
I’m wearing a blue military-issue undershirt. I have no idea.
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chakayoh reblogged this from wallacewellsbian and added:
Um, I have scrubs on.
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wallacewellsbian reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
I’ve gained the power of Princeton? If this means i get a 17 billion endowment I am so down!
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livehealthybefit reblogged this from shesshrinkingsheshrinking and added:
The power of GREY! Watch it..
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obscurliteraryreference reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
I AM THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
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emeralddreamer reblogged this from makeuswholeisaac and added:
Brown tank, and I feel like a cow right now, so you figure it out lol.
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monpretenduevie reblogged this from iron-han and added:
The power of… chest hair?
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makeuswholeisaac reblogged this from iron-han and added:
^^Best superhero ever
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iron-han reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
Not wearing a shirt. …Super boobs?
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maegan15 reblogged this from brandibananas and added:
Sooo I’m wearing a King Travis Clothing shirt. It says “You’ll never know dear,how much I love you” and has a boy and...
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perfectlyqueer reblogged this from the-deviations and added:
CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
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the-deviations reblogged this from tobiornottobithatisthequestion and added:
Blue team campaign shirt. ‘Indignation and Ignorance’. Dude.
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shesshrinkingsheshrinking reblogged this from courtnog and added:
The Power of LOVE?!
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unrepentantmaleotaku reblogged this from miggysbox and added:
A white button down and a blue blazer. I’M MOTHERFUCKING DAPPER
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oh-you-fancy-aye reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
What if your not wearing a shirt..
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testymaker reblogged this from cattomboy and added:
mickey mouse is on my shirt. what the fuck does that mean? I CAN SHAPESHIFT INTO A MOUSE?
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